You Survived — UXORCIST

You made it out alive

Congratulations, You Survived

Thanks for playing the UXORCIST. I hope you had some fun escaping all those dark patterns — and maybe spotted a few tricks you’ll recognise out in the wild from now on.

Certificate of Survival

This is to certify that

You have bravely entered the UXORCIST, faced every deceptive dark pattern, and escaped with their soul — and sense of humour — fully intact.

Uncountable

Dark patterns dodged

Soul reclaimed

100%

Completion

That’s the end of the game — no more tricks, no more fine print. Thanks for spending a little time here, and stay sharp out there.

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